The Deployment Bhangra

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It worked on local. It worked on my machine
मेरे यार, listen to the story of a broken build

I'm pushing code, feeling like a king
Everything is perfect, a beautiful thing
The demo is ready, the client is online
Everything is green, everything is fine
But I forgot the env, I forgot the stage
I'm running production on a local page

Why is it breaking? Why is it slow?
The server is crying, and I don't know
प्यार देखो, this code was my heart
पर किस्मत देखो, it's falling apart

You work on a demo, and expect the best
You test the test, but you forgot the rest
Dile me, ¿por qué? Todo está mal
I'm chasing shadows in the terminal
You work on a demo, and expect the best
You test the test, but you forgot the rest
Dime, ¿qué pasó? La mente se va
Deploying ghosts that shouldn't be there, ya

Migration missing, tables don't align
"Column not found," मेरे यार, not fine!
I'm sweating bullets, looking for the trace
I didn't run the script, I'm all over the place
पागल मे, why did I skip the migration?
सीधा रास्ता was there, a simple creation
Clear the cache, bro! That's the only way
But the browser is stubborn, it wants to stay
Stuck in the past, stuck in the build
My दिल and my confidence have just been killed

Forgot the deployment, forgotten the fate
Everything is crashing, and it's already too late
प्यार for the build, but the cache is a test
You test the test, but you forgot the rest