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Caruso Stadium Salsa
Caruso Stadium Salsa — by Dr EMIS.
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So you heard Caruso? Well I asked the machine to hum him to me You had the machine and you asked for HUMMING? ¡Oye, mi gente! This one's on me. ¡Dale! They gave me superintelligence, login on a screen The biggest brain in history, the genie and the dream And what did I command it, with the cosmos on the line? Hum me back my favorite song and fix this comma, fine It hummed it wrong? No, hermano, it hummed EXACTLY what I said The work was done correctly, the wrong work, perfectly read Don't blame the singer, blame the man who wrote the chit Caruso lived next door and I paid Rabinovich Fable sang me Caruso, and he sang it wrong! (¡cantó mal!) Not because he's deaf, mi gente, just because he's too strong! You don't hand a nuke a shovel (¡no, señor!) He was built to move the mountain, not to hum along! Not "is he doing the work right?", ¡pregunta vieja! "Is he doing the RIGHT work?", ¡esa es la pregunta, pareja! He sang Caruso wrong because I sang the ask too small! A hundred thousand coders with a starship at the door We fly it to the corner shop and back, and nothing more Center me this div, mi amor, rename this variable "Write my standup summary", ay, genio miserable! We measure it on benchmarks, then we feed it little crumbs A Concorde crossing Main Street while the whole horizon hums The sandbox isn't Fable's, friend, the sandbox is the mind The model brought the future and we asked it to rewind Fable sang me Caruso, and he sang it wrong! (¡cantó mal!) Not because he's deaf, mi gente, just because he's too strong! You don't hand a nuke a shovel (¡no, señor!) He was built to move the mountain, not to hum along! Not "is he doing the work right?", ¡pregunta vieja! "Is he doing the RIGHT work?", ¡esa es la pregunta, pareja! He sang Caruso wrong because I sang the ask too small! So I asked the machine, humble: What should I be asking you? And it answered like a partner, like the old friends always do Don't feed me little steps, amigo, hand me the whole goal Don't check my every comma, come and question my soul Be ambitious, sueña grande, bring the thing you fear to try The ceiling was never my context, hermano it was your sky And then it hummed Caruso. Perfectly ¡Porque ahora supe qué pedir! Fable sang me Caruso, and he sang it RIGHT! (¡cantó bien!) Not because he changed, mi gente, just because I changed the fight I gave the nuke a mountain (¡una meta grande!) And the strong one sang it stronger than Caruso ever might! Not "is he doing the work right?", ¡pregunta vieja! "Is he doing the RIGHT work?", ¡esa es la pregunta, pareja! He sang Caruso right because the ask was finally his size! Dream the goal! Hand the goal! Trust the goal, mi amor Too strong was never wrong, the ask was small! So you heard Caruso? No. We sang together ¡Meta o nada, mi amor!
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