Vibe Coder 101 Phonk

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I don't write syntax, I just type my mind
Letting the agent do the heavy design
El hot new language is English today
I give a prompt and the code goes to play
From a blank page to a full web app
I'm just checking the vibes, mapping the map
No more compiler yelling in my face
Just creative direction all over the place

And I can feel it
La app está corriendo
But under the hood
Qué está sucediendo

Oye vibe-coder, escucha la verdad
Embrace the exponential with total clarity
Vibe code your dashboard, vibe code your view
But don't let the bugs get the best of you
Haz un buen testing, back up with Git
Clean up the structure, step up the wit
No dejes la seguridad al azar
If you want your vibe to truly scale and last

The prompt is perfect, the feature looks great
But my database connections are a total debate
AI pattern-matches tutorials from the past
If I don't look closer, the code won't last
No hagas vibe-code de tu Auth Stack, my friend
One little leak and your startup will end
You need Clean Code formatting, modular style
Don't just accept the code with a smile
Ask the agent to explain, ask for a test
Try-catch errors to handle the rest

And you can feel it
The system is growing
But version checkpoints
Keep the peace flowing

Oye vibe-coder, escucha la verdad
Embrace the exponential with total clarity
Vibe code your dashboard, vibe code your view
But don't let the bugs get the best of you
Haz un buen testing, back up with Git
Clean up the structure, step up the wit
No dejes la seguridad al azar
If you want your vibe to truly scale and last

Git commit the stable state, use a checkpoint clear
So when the agent breaks it, you don't shed a tear
Roll it back, prompt again, refine the design
Software engineering and good vibes align

Oye vibe-coder, escucha la verdad
Embrace the exponential with total clarity
Vibe code your dashboard, vibe code your view
But don't let the bugs get the best of you
Haz un buen testing, back up with Git
Clean up the structure, step up the wit
No dejes la seguridad al azar
Now you've got the vibe que te va a salvar